The Limping Zombie

I'm an easy-going, artistic, teenage male. I enjoy drawing, writing poetry, creating fiction, and all of that jazz. For the past several years, I've been an active Dungeons & Dragons participant (of the table-top variety). I hope to use this tether to social networking to share my mind, my creations, and most importantly, to expand my mind.Now that you have taken the time to read this miniature biography, I'm sure that you too shall appreciate my awesomeness.

http://www.deviantart.com/

Follow my deviantart account, I do commissions for cheap ^_^

My rates are:
- Character Face Sketch: $10
- Full-Body Character Sketch: $15
- Character Face, Inked: $20
- Full-Body Character, Inked: $25
- Character Face, Colored: $30
- Full Body Character, Colored: $35
- Other: Price Negotiable.

Now that I’ve moved more towards graphic art, my rates may vary, but they should stay fairly close to what is posted above.

A piece of recent commissioned artwork. Now, understand that I am an amateur artist, so be gentle. My rates are:- Character Face Sketch: $10- Full-Body Character Sketch: $15- Character Face, Inked: $20- Full-Body Character, Inked: $25- Character Face, Colored: $30- Full Body Character, Colored: $35- Other: Price Negotiable.

Guillermo (A commission)

A piece of recent commissioned artwork. Now, understand that I am an amateur artist, so be gentle. My rates are:- Character Face Sketch: $10- Full-Body Character Sketch: $15- Character Face, Inked: $20- Full-Body Character, Inked: $25- Character Face, Colored: $30- Full Body Character, Colored: $35- Other: Price Negotiable.
Yet another revamp of Gavin MacEachern; a character of my own creation. Inhabiting the 7th Sea Universe, Gavin is on a quest to expand his knowledge of the natural world, hoping one day to become a druid.
A piece of recent commissioned artwork. Now, understand that I am an amateur artist, so be gentle. My rates are:- Character Face Sketch: $10- Full-Body Character Sketch: $15- Character Face, Inked: $20- Full-Body Character, Inked: $25- Character Face, Colored: $30- Full Body Character, Colored: $35- Other: Price Negotiable.
A picture that I drew for my sister’s 15th birthday (free of charge, of course). She requested that I portray her face on the body of a Tinkerbell-esque fairy.
A character of mine by the name of Captain Stereotype from City of Heroes, an MMORPG. I won’t lie, he’s my pride and joy ^_^

Oh, How my Thoughts Wander

Dear Tumblronions,

Eggy-Weggies, peanut brittle, black lab, conical circumference, no hablo espanol, short shorts, bikini women… tits… that is all.

Yours Truly,

Ghoulcrank

And Now, a Rant…

Dear Tumblrians,

I have apprenticing at a tattoo shop for approximately a month now, and I have much to show for it. For example, I have acquired the knowledge to mop and sweep floors proficiently! You might look down upon this revelation as being “petty” or “minute” but I disagree. I pity all those who undervalue the commodity of a clean floor. It is not a privilege, but an expectation!

Also, as some of you may have noticed, today is “All-James Day Eve,” the grandest of all annual holidays. I have recently been informed that many of you are under the impression that today is a fictionalized holiday known as “Hollow-Ween,” or some shit. I can only conclude that the government, under the control by the fat-cat corporations, is attempting a mass coverup of the birthday of yours truly. One can only hope that my many faithful followers continue to remain loyal. Rebel against this conformist reign of terror! October 31st is supposed to be a time to remember your dedicated leader, King Jamesies I, and I expect it to remain as such! Do not be swayed by the breeze of heresy! Shun the non-believers! Repent!

Happy Halloween,

Ghoulcrank

P.S. Congratulations for reading this entire blog if you have. If you have not, you have my condolences… and you can go fuck your father you cock-gobbling, son-of-a-whore, incestuous piece of monkey shi— sorry, that was rather uncalled for…

This voluptuous machine is a “Microsonic MS-301 Microphonograph (1980)”. Essentially, it’s a handheld record player that is considered to be the precursor to the modern walk-man. It runs on 2 AA batteries and the sound originates from an illustrated sound card. Research has proven futile, as it seems that the obscurity of this product has even evaded the almighty internet. The sound card shown in the picture is one of a hundred other bird calls that I happen to have in my possession.

- Ghoulcrank

dragonherring:

Please watch and reblog

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The Power of Protest

Dear Tumblrites,

As you may have noticed (although I do have a rather minute following) I decided to take part in the international “Tumblr-Blackout.” Why, you might ask? The obvious; I wish to demonstrate the power of protest!  And… well, I saw that a major portion of the populous was participating as well. Regardless, I feel that I have successfully stuck it to the man! You might accuse me of being a conformist, but… well; I can’t really deny that, can I? Not that I have ever previously made clear any attempts to rebel against the social standard place before me, but I do like to think of myself as being a well-crafted, unique, and independent being. And what better way to celebrate that then to join a mass-protest? Nonetheless, I can only hope that I have aided in a noble and well-thought-out cause. If not… I suppose that it’s too late to change my mind…

May the hippie be with you,

Ghoulcrank

Blackout

BRB blackout.

- Ghoulcrank

Never forget the tragedy that overcame us.